The Hitchhiker's Guide to strange body parts...

First Up: The bum-hand

What comes to mind when I say "Hercule Poirot?"

Publisher One: Murder Mystery, moustaches, poison, guns, kidnapping. You?

Publisher Two: Clowns.

Publisher One: Are you serious?

Publisher Two: Yes. Very. Clowns are the scariest thing I can think of.

Publisher One: I'm not convinced. I think we should rather go for something like a
pair of handcuffs.

Publisher Two: Booring. Let's go with a clown. A sad one wearing a red swimming cap.

Publisher One: I...I don't know what to say. Are you serious?

Publisher Two: Ok. Let's do both. Let's have a sad clown sitting on top of a giant
pair of handcuffs. Happy?

Publisher One: I... guess.

Publisher Two: Good.

Tiffany knew diamonds were forever...

But unfortunately for her, so were tattoos.

Anne didn't want to ruin it for the other four...

But they’d been staring at the ocean for over an hour now and it just wasn’t fun anymore.

Nancy's latest case was hotting up...

Either that or she was having a terrible reaction to her new antiperspirant

Jane Bennet was sick of reading...

So she decided to cross stitch Madge and Homer Simpson in formal attire onto a dishcloth instead.

Elizabeth hoped the book cover artist was nearly done...

Because she really, really, really needed to pee.