Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Hardly Boys...
Frank: Ok, I think it’s time for a plan B.
Joe: Great. Let’s hear it.
Frank: Um, It’s so your turn to come up with a plan B.
Joe: Since when? Do I seriously have to do everything around here?
Frank: Everything? What? Besides posing with Jazz hands against that tree, what else have you done of note lately?
Joe: I came up with our casual-yet-stylish-yet-matching-yet-not-matching look. So….Booya. It’s your turn to have a good idea.
Frank: Since when is wearing a RED jersey when our very lives could depend on not being spotted a good idea? Since WHEN?
Joe: Donno. That’s why I’m wearing the blue one.
Frank: Look. Joe. If you spent half as much time thinking about the case at hand as you did parting your hair, I swear, we’d be in that tower and have our hands on the treasure by now.
Joe: Do you think my hair falls naturally like this? Do you? Maybe your follicles fall like that naturally, but mine don’t. Mine need a bit more persuasion. And if you ask me, it’s time well spent.
Frank: You know what would be time well spent? Investing in a real gun so I don’t have to hold my hand like this, I get cramp and we’re fooling no one.
Joe: Violence doesn’t solve anything Frank.
Frank: And Jazz hands do?
Joe: Finally. Finally we’re on the same page. I love you man.
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Ha ha! I nearly pee'd my pants! Funniest yet!
ReplyDeleteFrank's the dark haired one, Joe's the blond. I think you got the two mixed up.
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