The Joke...

When he looked back at his years working in the factory that made wallpaper out of old letters to sell in overpriced decor stores, he still felt hurt and confused as to why his colleagues always suggested a game of hide and seek at 5pm on Friday afternoons, only to all leave the building before he'd even gotten to "nine Mississippi..." It wasn't very funny.

Trans...vest-tight?

Guy dressed up as one of the Village People: Ahoy! Oh good, so glad you got the memo!

Guy dressed up as John Travolta in the Saturday Night Fever years: Ahoy! What memo?

Guy dressed up as one of the Village People: The "Cheezy Disco Dress Up"...oh! Never mind.

Guy dressed up as John Travolta in the Saturday Night Fever years: What? I thought the invite said "formal?"

Guy dressed up as one of the Village People:...so you came in a skin tight black jumpsuit?

Guy dressed up as John Travolta in the Saturday Night Fever years: What's wrong with that? Do you know nothing? Jumpsuits are so making a come back.

Guy dressed up as one of the Village People: Amongst Tyra Banks and the female cast of the remake of 90210, maybe. But not beyond that misguided clique.

Guy dressed up as John Travolta in the Saturday Night Fever years: Well, can I come on board or not? I have a hat. And a whip.

Guy dressed up as one of the Village People: Snap! Matching whips! Okay, but only because we're an "A" short for our "YMCA" number.

All men found Letia alluring...

Even her husband. Which was surprising, considering he was a raging homosexual.

Don't Tell Alfred...

...that I forgot to put my pants on this morning so I had to crop this photo before sending it to him.

I was a dancer...

Now I'm just an akwardly positioned shop maniquin.